xsv on Nostr: "We plead not guilty. Despite previous offenses, my client is now a law-abiding ...
"We plead not guilty. Despite previous offenses, my client is now a law-abiding citizen. As the photographic evidence demonstrates, Mr. White was not _sitting_ on the notebook; he rested his paws on the edge of it — the code does not explicitly forbid that. Furthermore, my client told me he has witnessed you doing the same, and, as you are clearly knowledgeable in the law, Your Honor...I rest my case."
#Caturday #CatsoOfMastodon #Cat
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