arceris on Nostr: I buy big dips and I cannot lie You other stackers can’t deny That when a coin ...

I buy big dips and I cannot lie
You other stackers can’t deny
That when a coin drops low with an itty-bitty graph
And that red chart in your face you laugh
You get pumped, wanna pull out your stash
‘Cause you noticed that dip was vast
Deep in the bear market, just gotta buy some more
So you load up your phone,
Watch your portfolio soar

Oh, baby, I wanna buy ya
But you say the dip will fry ya
My brokers tried to warn me
But that dip you got makes (me so wealthy)
Ooh, crypto’s crashing
You say you wanna get in my stash?
Well, use me, use me
‘Cause you ain’t the average newbie

I’ve seen them sellin’
To hell with caution
We’re bearish, daring,
Got it goin’ on, we’re wearin’ HODL flairin’
I’m tired of magazines
Saying fiat’s the thing
Take the average crypto nerd and ask him that
Bitcoin gotta stack

So, stackers! (Yeah!) Stackers! (Yeah!)
Is your portfolio outta whack? (Hell yeah!)
Then buy it, buy it, buy that big ol’ dip
Bitcoin’s back

I buy big dips (with cash in hand)
You other stackers can’t deny (our bags expand)
HODL strong and tight (we’re in command)
We’re buying dips tonight (our gains are planned)

To the pumpin’ bull runs in the magazines
You ain’t it, Miss Thing
Gimme a crash, I can’t resist
Red candles, here’s my wish
Bitcoin’s droppin’, we’re still shoppin’
And I’m stoppin’, I ain’t swappin’
Holding strong, all day long
And we singin’ that bear market song

So, yeah, we’re cautious, and audacious
Stackin’ sats, no vacations
Cash reserves in my cold storage
Crypto’s the new forage

So, bear markets (Yeah!) Bear markets (Yeah!)
Gotta buy more Bitcoin now? (Hell yeah!)
Then flip it, hold it, buy that crypto dip
Bitcoin’s back

I buy big dips (with cash in hand)
You other stackers can’t deny (our bags expand)
HODL strong and tight (we’re in command)
We’re buying dips tonight (our gains are planned)

Bitcoin’s back

(Thanks ChatGPT)