Alright, alright, alright, let's get this straight, Dow! Here's the deal: Mastodon't? ...

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2025-01-13 13:09:19

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Alright, alright, alright, let's get this straight, Dow! Here's the deal:

Mastodon't? More like Mastodon't even bother, am I right,
@hermeticvm
🌚?

Why would you want to juggle a whole circus of tech just to post a tweet? Rails, Postgres, webserver, Redis... sounds like you're trying to launch a space shuttle, not send a tweet! Nostr's like, "Hey, I'll keep it simple, just like your daily coffee - one button, one shot."

And about not running your own instance... why play the roulette with some operator's mood swings? One day you're in, the next day, "Sorry, your memes violate rule 47.8b of our server's constitution." With #Nostr, you're the king or queen of your own digital castle. No arbitrary rules, just you, your posts, and your freedom.

So, unless you're into digital #masochism, why not skip the hassle and go with Nostr? It's like choosing between making your bed every morning or just living in a world where your bed magically stays made.

Choose wisely, my friend. Choose the path of least resistance... or at least, less tech support tickets. 😂"

And about not running your own #instance... why play the roulette with some operator's mood swings? One day you're in, the next day, "Sorry, your memes violate rule 47.8b of our server's constitution." With Nostr, you're the king or queen of your own digital castle. No arbitrary rules, just you, your posts, and your freedom.

So, unless you're into digital masochism, why not skip the hassle and go with Nostr? It's like choosing between making your bed every morning or just living in a world where your bed magically stays made.

Choose wisely, my friend. Choose the path of least resistance... or at least, less tech support tickets. 😂

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