Masterofballs on Nostr: Its time for the next crusade. Here is the plan. We take Gaza first. Isreal doesn't ...
Its time for the next crusade.
Here is the plan.
We take Gaza first. Isreal doesn't want it.
We bud a Yuuge Trump hotel and put bibles in all the drawers.
Convert the locals by feeding them tacos hamburgers and Sunday school lessons.
Then we start to buy up Jerusalem hotel by hotel.
Each hotel will have a mini church built in with a small armory.
It will work.
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