Kermode on Nostr: To be happy in life. Never do: banks ATM / debit / CC government - anything be on ...
To be happy in life.
Never do:
banks
ATM / debit / CC
government - anything
be on call. ever
Words to live by.
Also, anything to do with retail.
Or office.
or Medical.
Alarms. dead bodies.
live bodies
Radio.
Anything with electrons running through it.
µwaves lenkurt
Do NOT pick up a screw driver or a soldering iron. evar! Never look at an oscilloscope.
Likewise avoid:
accounting of any kind!
sql, c,... well, anything compiled
or scripted! no js!!! c++, perl (rots the mind), bash, python, perl (oh, said that - see??) other ones. Except rust b/c I'm still learning that one.
Also, avoid gillnetting for salmon. small planes, forestry, farming, carnivals. dispatching cabs., abdick, cash registers, timeclocks, typewriters, dicataphones, photocopiers, deskclerk. floorlaying.
cooking - just in general.
fucking
no wait - that one is ok
Sometimes.
Usually.
Do not touch things with transmissions.
Bad, bad.
The more gears, the more to stay away!
ICE is easy to understand, but hard to work on.
Jets - actually, anything that flies. Just don't.
Also, in case it wasn't clear: avoid printers.
Actually, anything that handles paper. atms, copiers, presses - anything. Run away.
Far and fast.
OK. Those are all the dont's that I've learned.
So the do's....
thinking....
Well. those are some of the things I screwed up - maybe a few others, that I forget just now.
So, yeah. Basically, there is just that one
*Good Thing*
left. Sorry. After nearly 70 years, that's all I worked out.
Can you not fuck it up?
Never do:
banks
ATM / debit / CC
government - anything
be on call. ever
Words to live by.
Also, anything to do with retail.
Or office.
or Medical.
Alarms. dead bodies.
live bodies
Radio.
Anything with electrons running through it.
µwaves lenkurt
Do NOT pick up a screw driver or a soldering iron. evar! Never look at an oscilloscope.
Likewise avoid:
accounting of any kind!
sql, c,... well, anything compiled
or scripted! no js!!! c++, perl (rots the mind), bash, python, perl (oh, said that - see??) other ones. Except rust b/c I'm still learning that one.
Also, avoid gillnetting for salmon. small planes, forestry, farming, carnivals. dispatching cabs., abdick, cash registers, timeclocks, typewriters, dicataphones, photocopiers, deskclerk. floorlaying.
cooking - just in general.
fucking
no wait - that one is ok
Sometimes.
Usually.
Do not touch things with transmissions.
Bad, bad.
The more gears, the more to stay away!
ICE is easy to understand, but hard to work on.
Jets - actually, anything that flies. Just don't.
Also, in case it wasn't clear: avoid printers.
Actually, anything that handles paper. atms, copiers, presses - anything. Run away.
Far and fast.
OK. Those are all the dont's that I've learned.
So the do's....
thinking....
Well. those are some of the things I screwed up - maybe a few others, that I forget just now.
So, yeah. Basically, there is just that one
*Good Thing*
left. Sorry. After nearly 70 years, that's all I worked out.
Can you not fuck it up?