ℕ𝕌𝕃𝕃ℝ𝕆𝕌𝕋𝔼 :vepi: on Nostr: Pink astrology may have all of the "planets" like Mercury but ONLY the Church of the ...

Pink astrology may have all of the "planets" like Mercury but ONLY the Church of the Subgenius has DIRECT AND TOTAL CORRESPONDENCE with the ONLY celestial bodies that will have the MOST impact on your daily life. THE ENTIRE KUIPER BELT.

Quaoar? Sedna? KBO 55636? ALL OURS! Don't scoff and think "What impact can a 286km-wide object have on my life?" IT ONLY TOOK A 10KM ROCK TO WIPE OUT THE DINOSAURS. How's THAT for "IMPACT"?

(don't?)LET THIS HAPPEN TO YOU

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