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weird aunt strategies brainstorming
when speaking, replace "simple"/"simply" with shrimple/shrimply but refuse to acknowledge doing it
pretend to be comically bad at shadow puppetry (okay i don't have to pretend ;_;)
randomly ask "so what do you think" during a lull in conversation and when they say "about what," say "about anything" (my dad and uncles all do this, it's a good bit)
hold phone up to ear backwards, pretend to have a call, tell anyone who comments to "stop being weird"
when speaking, replace "simple"/"simply" with shrimple/shrimply but refuse to acknowledge doing it
pretend to be comically bad at shadow puppetry (okay i don't have to pretend ;_;)
randomly ask "so what do you think" during a lull in conversation and when they say "about what," say "about anything" (my dad and uncles all do this, it's a good bit)
hold phone up to ear backwards, pretend to have a call, tell anyone who comments to "stop being weird"