Honkarian, Primarch of the Emperor's Clowns on Nostr: Did you know that the reason you cry when you cut an onion is that onions can release ...
Did you know that the reason you cry when you cut an onion is that onions can release something called lachrymator if the person cutting it is a little bitch?
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