Ian Campbell on Nostr: Some poor bastard sysadmin is going to get woken up out past Alpha Centauri simply ...
Some poor bastard sysadmin is going to get woken up out past Alpha Centauri simply because home office decided to swap out CRM plugins, requiring manual intervention out in the field to hit the adoption metrics some manager on earth needs for their KPIs.
They probably won't even be able to fire up the coffeemaker because efficiency standards will only allow coffee brewing for 3 or more awoken crew.
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