Paranoid Factoid on Nostr: There I am, a man standing like an idiot in front of a stack of feminine hygiene ...
There I am, a man standing like an idiot in front of a stack of feminine hygiene products, reading stuff I had no idea about like I'm dutifully comparing the ingredient list on two boxes of crackers, when a woman turns into the aisle, notices me, and starts belly laughing like this was the funniest shit she'd seen since a Robin Williams stand up hour.
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2023-06-26 21:37:51Event JSON
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