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>Book 8 of the Iliad
>Achaeans and Trojans almost reach a negotiated peace to stop murdering each other
>Paris ruins it by being a nigger (he wont give Helen back)
>Big Ajax and Hector fight each other for a full day and it results in a draw, declare each other cool guys and exchange gifts
>"We're going to destroy Troy because Zeus was a big meanie! >:(" t. Hera & Athena
>Poseidon starts shidding and farding because the Achaeans built a wall and its giving him feelings of inadequacy
>Nestor is treated like a genius because he came up with the idea of fortifying the Achaeans camp after almost a decade of fighting
>Zeus tells the Olympians to stop being niggers because he's King Nigger of Big Nigger mountain and he can kill them all ezpz
>then Zeus goes to mount Ida to watch the Achaeans and Trojans fight and yell (thunder) at the tv screen when his team does bad
>"AAAAHHH I RAN AWAY BY ACCIDENT HECTOR IS GOING TO CALL ME GAY!"
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>Achaeans and Trojans almost reach a negotiated peace to stop murdering each other
>Paris ruins it by being a nigger (he wont give Helen back)
>Big Ajax and Hector fight each other for a full day and it results in a draw, declare each other cool guys and exchange gifts
>"We're going to destroy Troy because Zeus was a big meanie! >:(" t. Hera & Athena
>Poseidon starts shidding and farding because the Achaeans built a wall and its giving him feelings of inadequacy
>Nestor is treated like a genius because he came up with the idea of fortifying the Achaeans camp after almost a decade of fighting
>Zeus tells the Olympians to stop being niggers because he's King Nigger of Big Nigger mountain and he can kill them all ezpz
>then Zeus goes to mount Ida to watch the Achaeans and Trojans fight and yell (thunder) at the tv screen when his team does bad
>"AAAAHHH I RAN AWAY BY ACCIDENT HECTOR IS GOING TO CALL ME GAY!"
nevent1qy2hwumn8ghj7un9d3shjtnddaehgu3wwp6kyqpqypr0ymmguvqwn3n94l504sruykrwrdur3ghzu00je487yl9jkp6sktdevh