Rev. Onan Canobite, SubGenius on Nostr: J. R. "Bob" Dobbs sold an all-hole belt that he marketed as always fitting no matter ...
J. R. "Bob" Dobbs sold an all-hole belt that he marketed as always fitting no matter the size of the man who wore it. You did have to hold up your pants with your hand while you wore it, & he'd say "ha ha, sorry friend, looks like you lost your belt, here buy another." Jealous salesman would say he was just selling nothing, that an all-hole belt doesn't exist. But there were never any customer complaints.
THAT is the sales confidence needed in this Planet of the Clocks!
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