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Who speaks French?

My students (ages 10-12) had to do a menu in French.
Very basic stuff: une pizza, un hamburger.
One student has used an online translator and has come up with some unusual dishes:
-Problème de pêche
-Le beurre c'est moi
-Je suis à l'ail
-Moi regulier

Any idea what these were supposed to be in English?