David Penfold :verified: on Nostr: A chap dies and turns up at the Pearly Gates. As it's a busy one, St Peter is ...
A chap dies and turns up at the Pearly Gates. As it's a busy one, St Peter is interviewing them, to weed out the more deserving. He asks,
"Have you ever done anything courageous?"
"Yes," replies the man. "There were two great hulking weightlifters, beating the crap out of a guy in a back lane, and waving a knife around. I shouted at them to leave him be, but they took no notice, so I ran over to the biggest and punched him on the nose."
"Hmm," said St Peter, dubiously, "that does sound like the thing. When was this?"
"Oh, about 3 minutes ago."
"Have you ever done anything courageous?"
"Yes," replies the man. "There were two great hulking weightlifters, beating the crap out of a guy in a back lane, and waving a knife around. I shouted at them to leave him be, but they took no notice, so I ran over to the biggest and punched him on the nose."
"Hmm," said St Peter, dubiously, "that does sound like the thing. When was this?"
"Oh, about 3 minutes ago."