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A misunderstood Scottish flight attendant is found swinging by the ankles and stuffed with pineapples. Suspicion falls on Midsomer Spoonworth’s pencil sharpening society, deeply concerned that a commercial tea shop might threaten to reveal that the postman’s visits to housewives are more about male intimacy than mail intimacy.
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