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2024-10-06 20:51:05

Christopher Biggs on Nostr: “The painting-in-the-attic schtick is completely obsolete. MY immortality is ...

“The painting-in-the-attic schtick is completely obsolete. MY immortality is powered by the theft of one hour of life each from millions of people when the clocks go forward in spring.”

“You’re telling me Daylight Saving has created a predator?”

“Au contraire, it was I who /created/ Daylight Saving, subverting your politicians, bribing them with stolen time”

“W-Wait, what happens when the clocks go back after summer. Surely it all cancels out?”

“[inaudible]”

“What did you say?”

“I SAID there’s a painting in the attic for that, all right?!”

#Tootfic #MicroFiction #PowerOnStoryToot
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