hp on Nostr: me: “I would like to move to the U.S.” USI: “good luck bud” me: “where do I ...
me: “I would like to move to the U.S.”
USI: “good luck bud”
me: “where do I start?”
USI: “are you an engineer”
me: “nope..”
USI: “oh boy..”
me: “but i speak 5 languages”
USI: “don’t care, didn’t ask.”
Me: “so what do I do?”
USI: “well your job can sponsor you”
Me: “oh it’s that easy!!”
USI: “lol, relax it’s a lottery”
Me: “and is it hard to apply?”
USI: “Long, slow, and expensive”
Me: “and once I have a visa?
Can I have a greencard?”
USI: “sure if you wait 10 years”
Me: “This all sounds hard, can someone help?”
USI: “Yea, a lawyer, for thousands of dollars an hour”
Me: “alright nevermind”
USI: “that’s what I thought”
USI: “good luck bud”
me: “where do I start?”
USI: “are you an engineer”
me: “nope..”
USI: “oh boy..”
me: “but i speak 5 languages”
USI: “don’t care, didn’t ask.”
Me: “so what do I do?”
USI: “well your job can sponsor you”
Me: “oh it’s that easy!!”
USI: “lol, relax it’s a lottery”
Me: “and is it hard to apply?”
USI: “Long, slow, and expensive”
Me: “and once I have a visa?
Can I have a greencard?”
USI: “sure if you wait 10 years”
Me: “This all sounds hard, can someone help?”
USI: “Yea, a lawyer, for thousands of dollars an hour”
Me: “alright nevermind”
USI: “that’s what I thought”