The Beast Pope :popephil: on Nostr: Im becoming increasingly convinced that my wife is trying to make me fat. Right now ...
Im becoming increasingly convinced that my wife is trying to make me fat. Right now in the kitchen there cookies, cupcakes, and pumpkin bars with cream cheese icing. In the freezer are 4 different kinds of ice cream, with 5 different toppings available, plus whipped cream. There are also ice cream sandwiches. Not to mention the candy drawer with 6 different kinds of chocolate and other candy. Only 3 people live here, how many sweets do we need?
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