The Geoff on Nostr: npub1h67sg…fvwx3 Old gag: Person is speeding - police officer pulls them over. "Do ...
npub1h67sgsdmw973xd57e68r9x45tas69rcnr65xpa0tqcskn8dgpmaqefvwx3 (npub1h67…vwx3) Old gag:
Person is speeding - police officer pulls them over.
"Do you know why I pulled you over?"
"Is it the body in the trunk? That I killed with the gun in the glovebox? Because I'm high on the 30kg of cocaine hidden somewhere in the car?"
Police officer calls in backup, SWAT team, senior officers. The car is thoroughly searched, nothing is found.
Senior officer: "So my officer tells me you said there was a body etc?"
Driver: "Huh. Next they'll say I was speeding..."
Person is speeding - police officer pulls them over.
"Do you know why I pulled you over?"
"Is it the body in the trunk? That I killed with the gun in the glovebox? Because I'm high on the 30kg of cocaine hidden somewhere in the car?"
Police officer calls in backup, SWAT team, senior officers. The car is thoroughly searched, nothing is found.
Senior officer: "So my officer tells me you said there was a body etc?"
Driver: "Huh. Next they'll say I was speeding..."