Stâçė on Nostr: THEM: If you don’t tell us everything, we’ll make you go in ME: {starts to sweat} ...

THEM: If you don’t tell us everything, we’ll make you go in

ME: {starts to sweat} NO! I DON’T KNOW ANYTHING!!

THEM: Boys, strap her hands to the cart. Make sure those wheels are wonky!

ME: I’LL DO WHATEVER YOU WANT BUT PLEASE PLEASE DON’T MAKE ME GROCERY SHOP ON A SUNDAY