myrmepropagandist on Nostr: "Do you have a black or brown zip tie 5"-8" long?" "Why do you *assume* I have every ...

"Do you have a black or brown zip tie 5"-8" long?"
"Why do you *assume* I have every tool and craft thing stashed someplace?"
"I would never assume that."
"OK. Because it's not like I am a hardware store."
"Absolutely."
"..."
"You *do* have the zip tie, though?"
" ... yes. And it means NOTHING."
"Of course, my love!"

(From "Perils of Being the Handy One Vol. 5 Chapter 27")