aprilfollies on Nostr: #Monsterdon I hardly dare grade Herzog, so consider these mere suggestions. ...

#Monsterdon I hardly dare grade Herzog, so consider these mere suggestions.

Landscapes & scenery: A+ beautiful.
Bizarre & horrifying imagery: A+++ Art.
Harker: D-, No survival instinct. Raised to C for extra credit hat game.
Nosferatu: 15/10 Creepy, melancholic & surprisingly understated Kinski.
Lucy: Fainting C-, Getting bit 38C, Action Lucy B+
World’s worst violin player: 0 /10 no notes. Those were not notes. 🎻
World’s best cuckoo clock: 12:00/10
Renfield: &*$@= 🤪/10
Rats: 11,000/10