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The_Beave
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2024-10-31 00:30:48

The_Beave on Nostr: I think this needs more eyeballs. Granted, I have no clue how to do this in code, ...

I think this needs more eyeballs. Granted, I have no clue how to do this in code, but, I think it should go something like this:
1. The toilet would have an NFC reader nearby. Most of us have our phones with us when we go to poop, so...
2. A signing app is opened to initiate an NFC signing event.
3. The system the reader is attached to pulls down a list of settings via relays.
4. The bidet is set to your preferred butt blaster mode.
5. Butt blaster mode is initiated either automatically (per settings) or with another confirmation event. This could be a settings confirmation before initiation.
6. Your butt gets cleaned (and maybe dried, depending on the bidet's abilities) automatically.
7. Smile happily.
8. And since we're in fantasy land... This would be on every toilet in the whole world.
Custom bidet settings per npub? Yes. 100% this.
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