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A joke for today:
President Jimmy Carter, former President Ford, Henry Kissinger, a priest, and a hippy were in a plane together. There was a storm, and the pilot rushes into the passenger cabin. He says, "We've been hit by a lightning bolt and the plane is going down. The co-pilot and crew are dead. Here are four parachutes, sort out among yourselves who gets them." With that, he bails out.
Jimmy Carter speaks first: "As President, the fate of the free world is on my shoulders. I'm sure you'll agree I should survive," and he dons a parachute and jumps.
Ford speaks next: "Well, I never did anyone any harm, and I have a golf date next week," and he bails out with a parachute.
Then Kissinger says: "I am the smartest man in the world; I should live," and he jumps out.
The priest then says to the hippy: "I have had a fulfilled life and am not afraid to meet my maker. Go ahead, my son," to which the hippy replies, "But Father, there are two parachutes left, because the smartest man in the world just jumped with my rucksack."
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President Jimmy Carter, former President Ford, Henry Kissinger, a priest, and a hippy were in a plane together. There was a storm, and the pilot rushes into the passenger cabin. He says, "We've been hit by a lightning bolt and the plane is going down. The co-pilot and crew are dead. Here are four parachutes, sort out among yourselves who gets them." With that, he bails out.
Jimmy Carter speaks first: "As President, the fate of the free world is on my shoulders. I'm sure you'll agree I should survive," and he dons a parachute and jumps.
Ford speaks next: "Well, I never did anyone any harm, and I have a golf date next week," and he bails out with a parachute.
Then Kissinger says: "I am the smartest man in the world; I should live," and he jumps out.
The priest then says to the hippy: "I have had a fulfilled life and am not afraid to meet my maker. Go ahead, my son," to which the hippy replies, "But Father, there are two parachutes left, because the smartest man in the world just jumped with my rucksack."
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