👨‍💻 utxo 👨‍💻 on Nostr: The two cringest ways to start a note: 1) "People often ask me..." Oh fuck off ...

The two cringest ways to start a note:

1) "People often ask me..."

Oh fuck off Rebecca nobody asks you asking

2) "So let me get this straight..."

*Insert Weakest possible strawman argument*

Leave these garbage openers on Twitter where they belong