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2024-09-11 02:31:54

GrunkleBitcoin on Nostr: Here is a story treatment. I would love to see if we could make a truly Peer 2 Peer ...

Here is a story treatment. I would love to see if we could make a truly Peer 2 Peer decentral story. Meaning everyone have a go and add to this story. Pass it around like a big blunt.


Title: "The Bitcoin Bunch: Ethereum Escapades"

In the heart of New York City, Max and Stacey, renowned Bitcoin advocates, have recently blended their lives into a lively household. They are now the proud parents of a diverse and eccentric group of Bitcoin enthusiasts, each with their own unique quirks.

Max, known for his brash Bitcoin predictions and fiery rhetoric, is also hiding a secret: he’s become oddly obsessed with Ethereum. Despite his strong Bitcoin beliefs, he finds himself drawn into the whirlwind of Ethereum's DeFi projects, NFTs, and its ever-changing landscape. Max’s fascination with Ethereum has led to a series of comedic escapades, much to the bewilderment of his family.

Stacey, Max’s partner and a beacon of balance and reason, tries her best to manage the chaos Max creates. She juggles her analytical prowess with the role of mediator, often finding herself in the middle of Max's increasingly ridiculous Ethereum adventures.

Jack Mallers, the eldest son and founder of Strike, is busy revolutionizing financial systems. Jack's innovative spirit is matched by his exasperation at his father’s latest obsession. His attempts to pull Max back to Bitcoin often involve elaborate interventions and humorous confrontations.

Jack Dorsey, the CEO of Block and a Bitcoin purist, adds another layer of conflict. His minimalist approach and dedication to Bitcoin clash hilariously with Max's Ethereum escapades. Jack Dorsey’s constant attempts to remind Max of Bitcoin’s superiority become a running gag in the household.

Natalie Brunell, the Bitcoin educator and podcaster, is caught in the middle, trying to bridge the gap between Max’s Ethereum obsession and the family’s Bitcoin values. Her attempts to explain to Max why Ethereum is a “get-rich-quick” scheme often result in comic misunderstandings.

Michael Saylor, the corporate Bitcoin evangelist, finds himself baffled by Max's fixation on Ethereum. His high-level corporate jargon and strategic advice only seem to confuse Max further, leading to a series of comical corporate mishaps.

Lyn Alden, the investment strategist, offers a pragmatic perspective but struggles to keep a straight face as she navigates Max’s increasingly absurd Ethereum schemes. Her analytical mind is often overwhelmed by the sheer ridiculousness of Max’s antics.

Cynthia Lummis, the U.S. Senator, tries to maintain political decorum while dealing with Max’s eccentricity. Her efforts to integrate Bitcoin policies with the Ethereum chaos result in some hilariously absurd legislative proposals.

The Story:

The Keiser household is a whirlwind of comic chaos as Max’s Ethereum addiction spirals out of control. From converting the family’s living room into an Ethereum mining rig to attempting to mint NFTs of the family dog, Max’s antics create endless opportunities for humor.

Jack Mallers and Jack Dorsey team up to stage a humorous intervention, using everything from elaborate Bitcoin-themed escape rooms to mock Ethereum “rehab” programs. Despite their best efforts, Max’s love for Ethereum remains unshakable.

Natalie’s attempts to explain the value of Bitcoin over Ethereum often lead to comedic debates, while Michael Saylor’s corporate jargon and Lyn Alden’s strategic insights become running jokes in the family’s dinner conversations. Cynthia Lummis, meanwhile, navigates the political fallout of Max’s schemes, attempting to maintain her composure as she deals with the absurdities Max introduces.

In the end, the family learns that while they might have differing opinions on cryptocurrencies, their love for one another and their ability to find humor in even the most ridiculous situations strengthens their bond. The story wraps up with a heartwarming family gathering where Max, amidst laughter and playful jabs, admits that while Ethereum may have its place, he’ll always have a special spot for Bitcoin—though he still occasionally dabbles in NFTs just for fun.
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