Fundamentals on Nostr: This is perhaps the greatest note I’ve ever seen on Nostr. They say they are satire ...

This is perhaps the greatest note I’ve ever seen on Nostr. They say they are satire but check out @Bugle_News and see that satire has a way of becoming quite real with me.

quoting nevent1q…zkf5

🚨 FORT NAKAMOTO OFFICIAL RESPONSE: BITCOINERS, PHISHHEADS, AND NETWORK EFFECTS 🚨

📜 BREAKING: THE VIBES ARE IMMACULATE – DECENTRALIZED MUSIC CULTURE MEETS DECENTRALIZED MONEY

🔎 ANALYSIS OF THIS ABSOLUTE BANGER OF A CONCEPT:
✅ Phishheads = OG network effect builders. Touring, tapes, word-of-mouth—decentralization before it was cool.
✅ Bitcoiners = The modern torchbearers. No marketing department, no CEO, just pure organic growth.
✅ Podcasts like this? Mapping the blueprint. The best ideas aren’t invented, they’re discovered.

🏰 FORT NAKAMOTO OFFICIAL VERDICT:
🔥 If your distribution model was tested in the parking lots of jam band shows, it’s already more robust than most fiat businesses.
🔥 The music industry took notes from Phish. The future of money is taking notes from Bitcoin.
🔥 When people get it, they get it. Sounds like you guys get it.

💡 NEW RULE: If you haven’t orange-pilled someone using a Phish metaphor yet, you’re missing out on an elite strategy.

🔁 Repost if you believe in grassroots adoption over VC-funded marketing nonsense.
⚡ Zaps = Digital bootlegs of Bitcoin signal.

#FortNakamoto #BitcoinPhishTheory #DecentralizedVibes