ADHDean on Nostr: When cooking: Garlic: enough is not enough, add 3 more cloves! Ginger: you have added ...
When cooking:
Garlic: enough is not enough, add 3 more cloves!
Ginger: you have added .001 grams too much. You will now live with the taste of ginger root for all eternity. May God have mercy on your soul.
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2024-09-24 21:58:21Event JSON
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