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Two chem students walk into a bar staffed by a chemistry professor moonlighting as a bartender.
One says, "I'll have H2O, please."
He's given a glass full of clear odourless liquid and drinks.
The other says, "I'll have H2O, too."
He's given a glass full of clear odourless liquid and drinks. He then gags and dies.
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