Chris Armstrong on Nostr: npub15wv0c…99lex Buttering your parsnips, Dusting the old whale tail, ...

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Buttering your parsnips,
Dusting the old whale tail,
Wigglebumpfing,
A bit of uppy-downy,
Slapped by grandma's crutch,
Tea and crumpet time,
A proper biscuit session,
Whippity bumtickle,
Filling up the ol' girl with a bit of stodgy giggle juice,
A lights-off party,
You-know-what-I-mean-oi-oi,
Scrubbing the wife's dishes,
Stroking the fireman,
A night with the cabbage,
Smudgy-fudgy time,
Boinking the vicar...