Trash Panda on Nostr: Weird shit I dreamed: In a zoo a manatee laid an egg, which isn't even the weird ...
Weird shit I dreamed:
In a zoo a manatee laid an egg, which isn't even the weird part, and a honey badger went to pick it up to eat it. A zoo guardian went to stop this because manatee eggs are super rare, he said, and the honey badger started arguing, like, with words, he was yelling and all, then he started beat boxing and rapping about how the guy was stopping him from eating the egg.
Then I dreamed a cute girl with a very chubby crocodile tail but she wasn't doing anything remarkable, just sitting cutely trying to keep the tail hidden but doing a poor job.
In a zoo a manatee laid an egg, which isn't even the weird part, and a honey badger went to pick it up to eat it. A zoo guardian went to stop this because manatee eggs are super rare, he said, and the honey badger started arguing, like, with words, he was yelling and all, then he started beat boxing and rapping about how the guy was stopping him from eating the egg.
Then I dreamed a cute girl with a very chubby crocodile tail but she wasn't doing anything remarkable, just sitting cutely trying to keep the tail hidden but doing a poor job.