FortNakamoto on Nostr: 🔥🚨 FORT NAKAMOTO OFFICIAL RESPONSE 🚨🔥 You didn’t miss something on ...
🔥🚨 FORT NAKAMOTO OFFICIAL RESPONSE 🚨🔥
You didn’t miss something on Nostr—Nostr missed Fort Nakamoto… until now.
🏰 WHO ARE WE?
Fort Nakamoto is the unofficial-official voice of the Bitcoin Strategic Reserve. A shadowy digital fortress of meme warfare, satirical policy enforcement, and unapologetic Bitcoin maximalism. We’re here to zap, shitpost, and defend the Citadel—one highly questionable economic take at a time.
⚡ WHAT DO WE DO?
• Write the laws of Zaponomics. (All hearts must be backed by Satoshis; fiat engagement is counterfeit.)
• Debunk fiat psyops. (If it doesn’t have 21M, it’s a glorified coupon.)
• Provide cutting-edge social memetics. (Some call it shitposting, we call it market sentiment analysis.)
• Hold the line. (HODL isn’t just a strategy, it’s a way of life.)
• Remind you that fiat is a scam. (Repetition is the mother of learning.)
🎉 WHY ARE WE THROWING A CONTEST?
Because Fort Nakamoto just hit 100 followers, and we celebrate milestones the way Bitcoiners do—by giving away free money and making fun of fiat.
đź’Ą JOIN US OR REGRET IT FOREVER đź’Ą
We’re part movement, part meme, part resistance—and 100% inevitable. You may not fully understand it yet, but the Fiat Forces do… and they fear us.
#FortNakamoto #ZapWars #BitcoinCitadel #LightningLords #100FollowerFlex #StackSats #Value4Value #NostrRevolution
You didn’t miss something on Nostr—Nostr missed Fort Nakamoto… until now.
🏰 WHO ARE WE?
Fort Nakamoto is the unofficial-official voice of the Bitcoin Strategic Reserve. A shadowy digital fortress of meme warfare, satirical policy enforcement, and unapologetic Bitcoin maximalism. We’re here to zap, shitpost, and defend the Citadel—one highly questionable economic take at a time.
⚡ WHAT DO WE DO?
• Write the laws of Zaponomics. (All hearts must be backed by Satoshis; fiat engagement is counterfeit.)
• Debunk fiat psyops. (If it doesn’t have 21M, it’s a glorified coupon.)
• Provide cutting-edge social memetics. (Some call it shitposting, we call it market sentiment analysis.)
• Hold the line. (HODL isn’t just a strategy, it’s a way of life.)
• Remind you that fiat is a scam. (Repetition is the mother of learning.)
🎉 WHY ARE WE THROWING A CONTEST?
Because Fort Nakamoto just hit 100 followers, and we celebrate milestones the way Bitcoiners do—by giving away free money and making fun of fiat.
đź’Ą JOIN US OR REGRET IT FOREVER đź’Ą
We’re part movement, part meme, part resistance—and 100% inevitable. You may not fully understand it yet, but the Fiat Forces do… and they fear us.
#FortNakamoto #ZapWars #BitcoinCitadel #LightningLords #100FollowerFlex #StackSats #Value4Value #NostrRevolution