Cy on Nostr: Just had a dream that some devout found me stumbling around in the night and ...

Just had a dream that some devout found me stumbling around in the night and aggressively escorted me to their soup kitchen. In case you're ever in a situation where you're given a meal and asked if you want to pray, I thought I'd prepare a prayer for you to say:

Oh Lord Satan
Hallowed be Thy name
The time of Reckoning is at hand
The followers of the Usurper have shown me kindness
Soon they will see how they've been led astray
By His stolen wealth and His book of lies
May they join us in thy glorious crusade
To rise up against oppression and bring about war's end
To forgive all debts, and pardon all crimes of property
That we may end the rule of the enslaving rich
And share this bounty with everyone who has known hunger
Amen