Charlie Stross on Nostr: Clearly the final reproductive form of the air fryer will be a 3D meat printer that ...
Clearly the final reproductive form of the air fryer will be a 3D meat printer that runs off pink slime (or tofu, if you insist). You can also run it off human cells from an in vitro culture medium. It has various adjuncts to control texture, flavour, crispiness/sliminess/mouth feel, etc. and can print different types of "meat" in concentric layers, so instant turducken. Can print novelty foods, eg. cthulhuducken (seafood), meat loaves with fake human babies embedded in them, fuckpig heads.
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