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Batman begins.
Once upon a time there was a young man named Batman, then his parents got dead, and then Batman got pissed off. So he fucked off to Princeton. Then, he fucked off to China to learn to be a ninja ‘cause his parents were dead. Batman then went back home to Earth and said “I will become Batman” and then he became BatMAN. Then Batman dicked around for a minute. And then Batman said I need a Bat-fuckmobile and Morgan Freeman said no fuck you you’re getting a tank because you suck dicks and germs killed the martians. So then Batman fucked around for a bit and then there was this fucker with a potato sack and he said fuck you. And Batman said no, fuck YOU. And then Batman made him get dumb. Then there was a ninja on a train and he said everyone in this city is a dickbutt! Then Batman said enjoy your choo choo train to dickfuck town. And then everybody died. Especially Heath Ledger. The end.
Once upon a time there was a young man named Batman, then his parents got dead, and then Batman got pissed off. So he fucked off to Princeton. Then, he fucked off to China to learn to be a ninja ‘cause his parents were dead. Batman then went back home to Earth and said “I will become Batman” and then he became BatMAN. Then Batman dicked around for a minute. And then Batman said I need a Bat-fuckmobile and Morgan Freeman said no fuck you you’re getting a tank because you suck dicks and germs killed the martians. So then Batman fucked around for a bit and then there was this fucker with a potato sack and he said fuck you. And Batman said no, fuck YOU. And then Batman made him get dumb. Then there was a ninja on a train and he said everyone in this city is a dickbutt! Then Batman said enjoy your choo choo train to dickfuck town. And then everybody died. Especially Heath Ledger. The end.