御園はくい on Nostr: augustus pugin 🌖 One day, the Football and the Groin had an argument to see who is ...
augustus pugin 🌖 (npub1gdf…hx6t) One day, the Football and the Groin had an argument to see who is better.
The Football said, "I am bigger and rounder than you, thus I am better."
The groin said, "Ah, but we are two, and we believe in strength in numbers"
They could not reach a conclusion, and thus asked a passing donkey to decide.
The donkey said, "I know not about balls, but what I am good at is kicking them." The groin shriveled up ashamed!
The Football said, "I am bigger and rounder than you, thus I am better."
The groin said, "Ah, but we are two, and we believe in strength in numbers"
They could not reach a conclusion, and thus asked a passing donkey to decide.
The donkey said, "I know not about balls, but what I am good at is kicking them." The groin shriveled up ashamed!