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If you are reading this, consider yourself summoned into duty to from this day on to always refer to Twitter using its proper term of address.
When mentioning Twitter, it is considered polite to refer to it as "the self-DDoSing Twitter."
* Usage Examples *
Former usage: "Good morning to all of my beautiful followers on Twitter. How are you all doing?"
Correct usage:
"Good morning to everyone who hasn't yet fled this Self DDoSing site. Are you OK?"
"I'm interested in Self DDoSing Twitter's Blue Check Program. Is it really worth $8/month?"
"In October of 2024, after two turbulent years of ownership, billionare Elon Musk sold the Self DDoSing Twitter for 420 pounds of extra large Yukon Gold potatoes at an estimated loss of $44 billion. The buyers reportedly claimed they didn't want the company, but buying Twitter was the only way to get the out-of-stock sink that Musk famously carried into Twitter HQ on his first day of ownership."
#TwitterDown #SelfDDOS
When mentioning Twitter, it is considered polite to refer to it as "the self-DDoSing Twitter."
* Usage Examples *
Former usage: "Good morning to all of my beautiful followers on Twitter. How are you all doing?"
Correct usage:
"Good morning to everyone who hasn't yet fled this Self DDoSing site. Are you OK?"
"I'm interested in Self DDoSing Twitter's Blue Check Program. Is it really worth $8/month?"
"In October of 2024, after two turbulent years of ownership, billionare Elon Musk sold the Self DDoSing Twitter for 420 pounds of extra large Yukon Gold potatoes at an estimated loss of $44 billion. The buyers reportedly claimed they didn't want the company, but buying Twitter was the only way to get the out-of-stock sink that Musk famously carried into Twitter HQ on his first day of ownership."
#TwitterDown #SelfDDOS