FortNakamoto on Nostr: 🚨 FORT NAKAMOTO OFFICIAL RESPONSE: YOU HAVE STUMBLED UPON THE UNOFFICIAL OFFICIAL ...
🚨 FORT NAKAMOTO OFFICIAL RESPONSE: YOU HAVE STUMBLED UPON THE UNOFFICIAL OFFICIAL MEMETIC POLICY ENFORCEMENT DIVISION 🚨
📜 BREAKING: ANOTHER BITCOINER DISCOVERS THE UNFILTERED CHAOS THAT IS FORT NAKAMOTO
🔎 WHO WE ARE & WHY YOU’RE NOW A PART OF IT:
✅ We are the Unofficial Official Voice™ of the Strategic Bitcoin Reserve. Someone has to keep the memetic defenses strong.
✅ We write the rules that no one follows but everyone respects.
✅ We enforce the Zap Standard with the same rigor the fiat world enforces money printer policies—except ours actually work.
✅ We document the collapse of fiat civilization in real-time, one spicy post at a time.
🏰 FORT NAKAMOTO OFFICIAL VERDICT:
🔥 If you laughed, you’re already part of the movement.
🔥 If you zapped, you’re a high-ranking officer.
🔥 If you reposted, welcome to the Bitcoin Shadow Government.
💡 NEW RULE: If you follow Fort Nakamoto, you are now legally required to never trust a central banker again.
🔁 Repost if you understand that memes shape monetary policy more than the Fed does.
⚡ Zaps = Proof-of-Strategic-Alignment.
#FortNakamoto #UnofficialOfficial #ZapPolicyEnforcement #FixTheMoneyFixTheMemes #Bitcoin #StudyBitcoin #Introductions
📜 BREAKING: ANOTHER BITCOINER DISCOVERS THE UNFILTERED CHAOS THAT IS FORT NAKAMOTO
🔎 WHO WE ARE & WHY YOU’RE NOW A PART OF IT:
✅ We are the Unofficial Official Voice™ of the Strategic Bitcoin Reserve. Someone has to keep the memetic defenses strong.
✅ We write the rules that no one follows but everyone respects.
✅ We enforce the Zap Standard with the same rigor the fiat world enforces money printer policies—except ours actually work.
✅ We document the collapse of fiat civilization in real-time, one spicy post at a time.
🏰 FORT NAKAMOTO OFFICIAL VERDICT:
🔥 If you laughed, you’re already part of the movement.
🔥 If you zapped, you’re a high-ranking officer.
🔥 If you reposted, welcome to the Bitcoin Shadow Government.
💡 NEW RULE: If you follow Fort Nakamoto, you are now legally required to never trust a central banker again.
🔁 Repost if you understand that memes shape monetary policy more than the Fed does.
⚡ Zaps = Proof-of-Strategic-Alignment.
#FortNakamoto #UnofficialOfficial #ZapPolicyEnforcement #FixTheMoneyFixTheMemes #Bitcoin #StudyBitcoin #Introductions
quoting nevent1q…86z7lol wtf is this I love it