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> A proctology student went to the morgue one day after class to get in a little practice before his exams. He found a table with a body lying face down, removed the sheet and, to his surprise, found a cork stuck in the corpse's rectum. When he removed the cork, he heard music: "On the road again, just can't wait to get on the road again." When he replaced the cork, the music stopped. Baffled, he called over the Medical Examiner. "Have you ever seen anything like this?" he asked, removing the cork. "On the road again, just can't wait to get on the road again." "Yeah." said the Medical Examiner, obviously unimpressed. "So?" "But that's the most amazing thing I've ever seen!" said the student. "Are you kidding?" replied the Medical Examiner. "Any asshole can sing country music!"