Col. Peat Guano on Nostr: "Let's see, uh, senator from Naboo, later Chancellor of the Republic, then Emperor, ...

"Let's see, uh, senator from Naboo, later Chancellor of the Republic, then Emperor, used the death star on Alderaan, whatever that is. You know the more I read about this Palpatine guy the less I like him. Kind of an odd looking duck. I'm a little worried I'd fall under his sway. HOLD THE FORT. This guy hated Jedis. I'm sick of this guy, let's kill Emperor Palpatine, you and me."
"He's dead."
"Oh, I didn't even know he was sick."