Micro SF/F by O. Westin on Nostr: "Do you have any idea," the frog said, "how hard it is to find a princess?" "No?" ...

"Do you have any idea," the frog said, "how hard it is to find a princess?"

"No?" said the princess, who had many friends of that persuasion.

"And convince one to kiss you?"

"No?"

"It's the only way to break my curse."

"To turn you back into a prince? Ew!"

"I'm a princess."

"Oh!"