John Carlsen on Nostr: Incoming message from #CardsAgainstHumanity : "Horrible friends, Last election, ...
Incoming message from #CardsAgainstHumanity :
"Horrible friends,
Last election, almost half of Americans didn't vote, and we think that’s fucking bullshit. They owe America an apology.
So, starting today, Cards Against Humanity will pay for that apology. We’re offering America’s bluest non-voters up to $100 if they publicly apologize, make a step-by-step voting plan, and tweet 'Donald Trump is a human toilet.'
We’re trying to pay tens of thousands of swing-state non-voters to do this—enough that it could actually swing the election. So help us raise cash to un-fuck America by getting our all-new 2024 Election Pack, featuring 30 fresh cards about this batshit election. 100% of profits fund apologies.
This whole thing should probably be illegal—so quick, give us your money before they change the law!
Trump sucks gorilla balls,
Cards Against Humanity"
"Paid for by Cards Against Humanity PAC" https://www.apologize.lol/
"Not authorized by any candidate or candidate’s committee."
"Horrible friends,
Last election, almost half of Americans didn't vote, and we think that’s fucking bullshit. They owe America an apology.
So, starting today, Cards Against Humanity will pay for that apology. We’re offering America’s bluest non-voters up to $100 if they publicly apologize, make a step-by-step voting plan, and tweet 'Donald Trump is a human toilet.'
We’re trying to pay tens of thousands of swing-state non-voters to do this—enough that it could actually swing the election. So help us raise cash to un-fuck America by getting our all-new 2024 Election Pack, featuring 30 fresh cards about this batshit election. 100% of profits fund apologies.
This whole thing should probably be illegal—so quick, give us your money before they change the law!
Trump sucks gorilla balls,
Cards Against Humanity"
"Paid for by Cards Against Humanity PAC" https://www.apologize.lol/
"Not authorized by any candidate or candidate’s committee."