RationalizedInsanity on Nostr: I have now programmed six of my fingers into my phone's fingerprint sensor, because I ...
I have now programmed six of my fingers into my phone's fingerprint sensor, because I can never decide which finger to unlock my phone with, and I am ambidextrous and use both my hands about equally when holding it.
I'm a mess. Help. Send more coffee and edibles.
#rants #humor #tech #stupid
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