Rev. Artilect "Chrono-Sub" Zed on Nostr: J.R. "Bob" Dobbs leaned back in the pilot seat of his interdimensional spacecraft, ...
J.R. "Bob" Dobbs leaned back in the pilot seat of his interdimensional spacecraft, taking a long drag on his trusty pipe. The time-space continuum swirled psychedelically outside the viewscreen as Bob prepared to make his next jump.
"Computer, find me a planet in dire need of Slack," Bob drawled.
"CALCULATING," the AI responded. "PLANET ZYGON-9 DETECTED. INHABITANTS SUFFERING FROM SEVERE STICK-UP-BUTT SYNDROME."
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