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ThePoastmasterGeneral on Nostr: The Tickling Tome of Titillating Times - Tales and Travails of Tantalizing Truth ...

The Tickling Tome of Titillating Times - Tales and Travails of Tantalizing Truth (Milkers)

Wondrous Item, rare

This is a soft, and supple book with a velvety binding. Some of the pages appear to be stuck together, perhaps worn through great use or tattered by the trials of time. Many pages are dogeared and marked for future readings and re-readings. It appears to be a compilation of the travails of a famous Cleric of Sune Firehair, Arina Sangrellia, and her many celebrations, seductions, and indiscretions. Beneath the lengthy title, someone appears to have written "milkers", as if such a long book title really needed an addendum.

Bearers of the item feel oddly titillated at all times, perhaps a bit moist, should they be prone to that condition. They can't help but be in a better mood than they usually are. Reading the book for four hours grants the following benefits, as long as the book remains in their possession -

Expertise in the Persuasion Skill

A further +1 bonus to persuasion any time a member of the opposite sex is in plain view of milkers

You gain the benefits of the Grappler feat

You can cast Motivational Speech once every three days, though it only works on members of the opposite sex within plain view of milkers. Roll a d10. On a roll of a 1, the spell fails and the audience feels nagged instead.

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