Jacob Schumer on Nostr: I absolutely love small claims pretrial conferences. Someone's called in while ...
I absolutely love small claims pretrial conferences. Someone's called in while getting a massage. He doesn't have to be on video, but he is, shirtless in his massage chair. We get to hear his grunts as the woman behind him (does she know she's on video in open court?) works on him.
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