Patrick 🌎 on Nostr: *a conversation* my son: is Mike Tyson still gonna fight Jake Paul? me: no idea my ...

*a conversation*

my son: is Mike Tyson still gonna fight Jake Paul?

me: no idea

my wife: wait, Mike Tyson is gonna fight?

me: it's just one of those celebrity exhibition things

my wife: isn't he like a thousand years old?

me: he's the same age as me

my wife: exactly

me: 💀