Yvan on Nostr: Based on the fact their skins seem to last as long as plastic untouched in compost I ...
Based on the fact their skins seem to last as long as plastic untouched in compost I have developed a theory that avocados are a scam product, basically it's a ball of green flavoured butter moulded around a wooden "seed", and wrapped in a PET plastic shell.
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