Inertial Invites on Nostr: Fuck it, it's time. I'm going to share little-known and scandalous facts about the ...
Fuck it, it's time. I'm going to share little-known and scandalous facts about the presidents of the United States.
Starting it off, George Washington.
The reason there are so many streets and locations named after Washington has nothing to do with him being the first president. It is actually an homage to his desire to have sex with prostitutes in every location in America. He made them all dress like King George, for the record. Any time you see "Washington" on the map, you should know that it's short for "Washington had sex with a prostitute here." After his death and the expansion of the United States to its current status, people continued the tradition in his honor. If you want to participate in the tradition, you should hoist a pair of lace knickers to the top of the flagpole in any Washington you visit.
Washington DC is a special case. Taste prohibits the explanation of the acronym, but suffice to say that it is both scatalogical and profane. #PresidentsOfTheUnitedStatesFacts
Starting it off, George Washington.
The reason there are so many streets and locations named after Washington has nothing to do with him being the first president. It is actually an homage to his desire to have sex with prostitutes in every location in America. He made them all dress like King George, for the record. Any time you see "Washington" on the map, you should know that it's short for "Washington had sex with a prostitute here." After his death and the expansion of the United States to its current status, people continued the tradition in his honor. If you want to participate in the tradition, you should hoist a pair of lace knickers to the top of the flagpole in any Washington you visit.
Washington DC is a special case. Taste prohibits the explanation of the acronym, but suffice to say that it is both scatalogical and profane. #PresidentsOfTheUnitedStatesFacts