Strypey on Nostr: I see you've got your trusty old milking cow there, literally the only asset anyone ...

I see you've got your trusty old milking cow there, literally the only asset anyone your family still owns, after the GFC and the pandemic. I take it you're trying to sell it to buy some food? Have I got a deal for you!

Plant these magic BeanCoins, and see your return grow and grow! (1)

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(1) I am a mysterious sage, not a licensed financial advisor. So this is magical thinking advice, definitely *not* financial advice of any kind. But still, the BeanCoins won't let you down. Buy, buy, buy!